“It is difficult to understand why people who say they are opposed to abortion would do so much to undermine the family planning and contraception that helps prevent the need for it.”

- Cecile Richards, President, Planned Parenthood Federation of America

Hear, hear. If you’ve been keeping up with congressional activities at all, then you know that this is a war, gals. A GOP attack on our bodies and beliefs: redefining rape to exclude non-violent sexual assault and date rape and defunding Planned Parenthood to bar women in need from receiving preventative care.

Call your congressperson! Get angry! I know Rob Wittman’s waiting by the mailbox for another one of my fan letters.

As enraged as this gentrified-white-male-anti-choice rhetoric renders me, I still get a kick out of Jezebel’s Mad Libs. Thanks Jezzies!